9 Things He Thinks When You Message Him “U Up?”

More often than not, men get branded as the perpetrators of the much stigmatized “u up” text, but women send them too. Here’s what goes through his head when that happens.

1. “Logistically, what’s the fastest way I can get over there?” This guy could’ve bombed the math section of his SATs, but the second he gets that message, he’s calculating the fastest route at this time of night, if he can make it there on what he has left in his gas tank, and if he needs to factor in wind resistance. He might even wind up talking himself out of going over there, depending on your history, but the first thought is always going to be about how quickly he could be having sex.