WITHIN NIGERIA ushers you into the weekend with hilarious jobs or roles that suit the personality of some of your favorite celebrities based on their physique and lifestyle.
1. Ninolowo Bolanle – Bouncer
Nollywood actor, Ninalowo Bolanle aka Makanaki aka Nino B is no doubt a fine actor but will make a seemingly finer bouncer.
Nino’s mere stride with dark shade and six-packs will make anyone who want to cause a nuisance at a club thinks twice.
2. Wizkid – Model
Starboy Wizzy is a music star but his personality and lifestyle oozes that of a K-drama model who is everyone’s favorite.
Big Wiz would obviously be a proud model who unbuttons his tops to show his chest while walking the runway, leaving young ladies drooling and crushing over him.
3. Tiwa savage – Video vixen
Nigerian songstress, Tiwa Savage would suffice as a hot video vixen. Giving off sexy vibes and making millions as one of the most sought out vixens.
4. Don Jazzy – Sugar Daddy
Mavin boss, Don Jazzy is a man of many talents. Nigerians didn’t know his true character many years back since he had always loved staying hidden but he is all up in our faces now, promoting up-and-coming acts, dropping funny videos and steaming contents.
Maybe if the Don wasn’t the boss, his personality will fit into that of a sugar daddy. I mean- he’s the boss, a rich one, single and well-loved.
5. Portable – Bus conductor
Nigerian singer, Portable’s role can be easily guessed since one can easily tell from the manner he delivers his songs. He would no doubt be an ‘agbero’ — a bus conductor who always tells passengers to ‘enter with their change’.
6. DJ Cuppy – Wig vendor
Billionaire’s daughter, DJ Cuppy barely needs an introduction. She is an obvious lover of colour pink and a soft life. 
If she wasn’t into music, she’d do well as a brand ambassador for a hair company or even as a wig vendor.
7. Davido – Hype-man
OBO is a baller that will fit perfectly into the ‘hyping’ job. Music star, Davido with his croaky voice will make the club go wild the minute he picks up the microphone to hype with his vast knowledge of popular slangs. Tule jor!
8. Simi – School teacher
Nigerian singer and AG baby’s heartthrob, Simi should be a primary school class teacher with her personality and lifestyle. 
Simi no doubt has an angelic voice but going through her choice of cloth, petite stature, hair style, voice; she would be the kids favorite teacher.
9. Mr Macaroni – Gigolo
Comedian and activist, Mr Macaroni is a ‘freaky’ master in his skits, but if the tables were turned he may as well be a gigolo.
This time, he’s the one going for older richer women.
10. Ric Hassani – Choir master
Music star Ric Hassani’s face card is a regular meme on twitter but it doesn’t mean he wouldn’t pass for a choir master with his well-tailored suits and his style of music. 
Ric would be the reason single sisters are never late to choir practice nor church on Sunday. Ladies would always want to sit in front to catch a glimpse of the choir master lead a ‘spirit filled’ song.
11. Burna boy – Drug baron
Grammy winner, Burnaboy barely needs an introduction. His personality and lifestyle would sell him off as a drug baron or drug dealer. 
Burna would no doubt get a taste of what he sells and his whole organization dare not cross him because they know he’s the big bad wolf with his tattoos, huge necklaces, bodyguards and roll of weed.
12. Oxlade – Tatoo artiste/ Pornstar
Oxlade is a well-loved music star and might be a lover boy based on his music but he already gave himself away as someone who will definitely do well as a porn star. 
Oxlade could also excel as a tattooist and pink lips balm promoter. Think about it.
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